Being thin will become illegal

From the "What the Fuck?" files:

Some fuckwit (probably some overweight, jealous bitch) has decided that being slim should be illegal. Apparently, models should be fatter and will be barred from working if they are too slim.

Where are the laws saying that people 20 kg overweight don't get free health care anymore? These fat bastards go on about the body image portrayed in magazines and then expect us to pay for their heart attack, their stroke, their second heart attack, their diabetes treatment and every other health problem they have.

The fact that 30% of the population in developed nations are obese does not make it normal to be fat. I have news for you corpulent pricks; being overweight is going to kill you.

The fact is that people buy the magazines, go to the fashion shows and buy the clothing. Where do you think the demand is coming from? Instead of being jealous, try going for a walk, lifting something heavy or eating one less 120% pure fat meal from Happy Burger per day.

A threesome with a gun wielding weirdo and a plastic, blow up gnome?

Yes, that's what I was offered yesterday, when I was interviewed on Washington's WJFK 106.7 FM radio station. The hosts gave one of their interns an assignment to come up with an interviewee and he chose me based on the Die Screaming site - which probably says something about the intern.

As for the offer - I declined.