A threesome with a gun wielding weirdo and a plastic, blow up gnome?

Yes, that's what I was offered yesterday, when I was interviewed on Washington's WJFK 106.7 FM radio station. The hosts gave one of their interns an assignment to come up with an interviewee and he chose me based on the Die Screaming site - which probably says something about the intern.

As for the offer - I declined.