Funny spam

This just arrived for us :

"To whom it may concern, I was just searching in Google, Yahoo and other major search engines for your website and it was not listed on the 1st 2-pages of the search results on the majority of your main keywords listed on your website source code. We found hundreds of search terms that you are missing on your website source code that would definitely generate substantially more visibility, traffic and sales for your company. This is critical for your website, because statistically 85% of websites are found from the top 20 major search engines on the top 20 listings"...blah...blah...blah

Bullshit we aren't listed high in the rankings. Try typing "garden gnomes" into google and see who's on the first page of listings.