Gnomes ARE dangerous

A recent news story proves that gnomes are in fact dangerous after all:

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/15/britain.gnome.ap/index.html

Being thin will become illegal

From the "What the Fuck?" files:

Some fuckwit (probably some overweight, jealous bitch) has decided that being slim should be illegal. Apparently, models should be fatter and will be barred from working if they are too slim.

Where are the laws saying that people 20 kg overweight don't get free health care anymore? These fat bastards go on about the body image portrayed in magazines and then expect us to pay for their heart attack, their stroke, their second heart attack, their diabetes treatment and every other health problem they have.

The fact that 30% of the population in developed nations are obese does not make it normal to be fat. I have news for you corpulent pricks; being overweight is going to kill you.

The fact is that people buy the magazines, go to the fashion shows and buy the clothing. Where do you think the demand is coming from? Instead of being jealous, try going for a walk, lifting something heavy or eating one less 120% pure fat meal from Happy Burger per day.

A threesome with a gun wielding weirdo and a plastic, blow up gnome?

Yes, that's what I was offered yesterday, when I was interviewed on Washington's WJFK 106.7 FM radio station. The hosts gave one of their interns an assignment to come up with an interviewee and he chose me based on the Die Screaming site - which probably says something about the intern.

As for the offer - I declined.

Australian Idol can suck my fat, white facist cock.

Problem: "Oh no, a talented white male person from Perth might win Idol, what can we do?"

Solution: "Black out the coverage in most of Queensland for most of his best song. That should fuck him up."

Great, now we are left with Jabba the Hut and a gay midget wog. What a bunch of assholes. It makes me sick that they suck so much money out of 13 year old kids (and therefore their parents) for a bullshit competition that achieves the result the organisers have pre-determined.

That's the last time I watch any of this kind of shit again. Thank fuck South park is back on SBS.

TISM

I just saw Tism perform last night and they were awesome.

Funny spam

This just arrived for us :

"To whom it may concern, I was just searching in Google, Yahoo and other major search engines for your website and it was not listed on the 1st 2-pages of the search results on the majority of your main keywords listed on your website source code. We found hundreds of search terms that you are missing on your website source code that would definitely generate substantially more visibility, traffic and sales for your company. This is critical for your website, because statistically 85% of websites are found from the top 20 major search engines on the top 20 listings"...blah...blah...blah

Bullshit we aren't listed high in the rankings. Try typing "garden gnomes" into google and see who's on the first page of listings.

Dawn of the Dead

I recently saw this movie - it was really cool.

It's a remake of the original Romero version. Unlike many remakes, it is actually worth watching. If you do see it, stay for the credits.